Gordon Moss Releases A List Of Stuff To Explain The World To You - By Gordon Moss
United States of America (Press Release) February 22, 2008 --
Gordon Moss believes cats should be able to vote. Gordon Moss eats eggplants on Tuesdays. Gordon Moss plays the trumpet with his feet. Gordon Moss snorts pixie sticks for energy. Gordon Moss thinks people should stop having sex.
Gordon Moss drinks vodka with a straw. Gordon Moss eats straw to add fiber to his diet. Gordon Moss is a mean SOB - so Gordon Moss says. Gordon Moss went to the doctor, the doctor said Gordon Moss needed more iron in his diet, so Gordon Moss ate a box of nails.
Gordon Moss read a book about a talking carrot, a mother deer, and a John Deere lawn tractor that were locked in a steel cage death match - the talking carrot obviously won. Gordon Moss thinks more people should listen to talking carrots. Gordon Moss believes talking carrots want to take over the world.
Gordon Moss say a UFO, threw a rope around it, pulled it to the ground, dragged the alien out, and Gordon Moss then totally beat that little green aliens' ass.
Gordon Moss thinks he did the right think in this situation. Gordon Moss is writing a book called "The Life Of Water Buffalo Frank" and said "It will be a best seller I tell you". Gordon Moss thinks life started on Mars and ended up earth because of a magic catapult run by the Martian army.
Gordon Moss is one of only three people to play a golf tournament in his hallway. Gordon Moss has the fastest racecar in his house. Gordon Moss loves corned beef. Gordon Moss believes Smurfette would make a great president.
Gordon Moss doesn't like to watch the snorkels on tv anymore. Gordon Moss thinks professional boxing is pretty cool, and he said he is a professional boxer that's the only way to pack all of his cards in the dungeon in his basement.
Gordon Moss once was attacked by a 85-foot tall giant lizard, and Gordon only had a tire iron in his hand at the time, but at the end of it all Gordon Moss fed an entire village in Nicaragua with the giant lizard meat.
Gordon Moss can be reached at 248-624-8912.
Gordon Moss drinks vodka with a straw. Gordon Moss eats straw to add fiber to his diet. Gordon Moss is a mean SOB - so Gordon Moss says. Gordon Moss went to the doctor, the doctor said Gordon Moss needed more iron in his diet, so Gordon Moss ate a box of nails.
Gordon Moss read a book about a talking carrot, a mother deer, and a John Deere lawn tractor that were locked in a steel cage death match - the talking carrot obviously won. Gordon Moss thinks more people should listen to talking carrots. Gordon Moss believes talking carrots want to take over the world.
Gordon Moss say a UFO, threw a rope around it, pulled it to the ground, dragged the alien out, and Gordon Moss then totally beat that little green aliens' ass.
Gordon Moss thinks he did the right think in this situation. Gordon Moss is writing a book called "The Life Of Water Buffalo Frank" and said "It will be a best seller I tell you". Gordon Moss thinks life started on Mars and ended up earth because of a magic catapult run by the Martian army.
Gordon Moss is one of only three people to play a golf tournament in his hallway. Gordon Moss has the fastest racecar in his house. Gordon Moss loves corned beef. Gordon Moss believes Smurfette would make a great president.
Gordon Moss doesn't like to watch the snorkels on tv anymore. Gordon Moss thinks professional boxing is pretty cool, and he said he is a professional boxer that's the only way to pack all of his cards in the dungeon in his basement.
Gordon Moss once was attacked by a 85-foot tall giant lizard, and Gordon only had a tire iron in his hand at the time, but at the end of it all Gordon Moss fed an entire village in Nicaragua with the giant lizard meat.
Gordon Moss can be reached at 248-624-8912.
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